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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," shesaid, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy."The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, andrespect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing...""I know how to fuck, mother," the bride-to-be interrupted. "I want you to teachme how to make a great lasagna."
 
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