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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly nextto the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake. Thebarber says to her, "Sweetheart, youre gonna get hair on your Twinkie."She says, "I know. Im gonna get boobs too."
 
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