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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?"."Hundred Bucks"."OK", he said and began to jerk off."What the hell are you doing that for?""For hundred bucks you dont think Im going to give you the easyone, do you ?"
 
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