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Category:Dirty jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his househe found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried andgathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success.Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find herin the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she hasntbeen home for so long.She replied:"These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week."The husband answered:"But its only been two days what do u mean a week?""I am only here to get something to eat."
 
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