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| A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man "I cant believe what... more
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2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?Puss in boots !... more
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3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?An acrocat !... more
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4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-fa... more
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5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| "Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I cant stop acting like a cat!""How long have you had this problem?" the docto... more
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6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?A caterpillar !... more
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7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?A purrfect meal !... more
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8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?Because theyre let out in the evening and taking in in t... more
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9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.... more
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10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What did the black cat say to the fish ?Ive got a bone to pick with you !... more
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