1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old m... more
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2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Are you going to a fire?Motorist: No, Im trying to prevent one. Thats what my boss said would happen if I wer... more
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3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Z... more
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4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.... more
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5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more
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6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."Tom looked at him, a... more
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7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.... more
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8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.... more
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9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked... more
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10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Two cab drivers met."Hey," asked one, "whats the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?""Wel... more
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