The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Car and train jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:603
 
Joke:A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarjis coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the event, the next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was: "There should not be last coach in any train."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Car And Train Jokes:

1.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.... more

2.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ?Last Winter she was knoc... more

3.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?Motorist: Because youd catch me on a slow one.... more

4.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas... more

5.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Policeman: Ive had my eye on you for some time now.Young Lady: Thats funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding... more

6.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Who drives away all his customers ?A taxi driver.... more

7.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the l... more

8.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
"When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.""If you miss your step and hit your head,... more

9.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Dont look Im changing!!... more

10.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners