| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."Tom looked at him, a... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What kind of car drives over water?Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but c... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see my lights flashing?Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?One minds the train, the other trains the mind.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Z... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk?Motorist: Its too dangerous on the street.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man drivingthat he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone."I was only going 40... more
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