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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. "Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator."Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies."Okay, where do you live?""In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies."No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks fustratedly."Duh! Big Red Truck!!"
 
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