The Funniest Jokes on the NET! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Biologist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 736   Joke: A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears. They had only two applicants - a beautiful young women biologist and an older male biologist.The mammalogist in charge of the project knew that not everyone can handle working with such fierce creatures so he decided to test their skills with the bears. The two hopefuls followed him out to the bear pen. He first asked the young women to show him what she could do. She entered the cage, stripped down to her bikini, and the largest bear walked up and nuzzled her bare legs. The astonished mammalogist then said to the old man, "Can you do that?" "Youre darn right I can," said the old man, "just get that bear out of there first !"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Biologist Jokes: 1.    Category: Biologist jokes   A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what... more 2.    Category: Biologist jokes   Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes... more 3.    Category: Biologist jokes   "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"... more 4.    Category: Biologist jokes   A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful... more 5.    Category: Biologist jokes   A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. While walking on a distant part of the isla... more 6.    Category: Biologist jokes   Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?A: A Buy-ologist.... more 7.    Category: Biologist jokes   How do you eat a DNA spaghetti?With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)... more 8.    Category: Biologist jokes   A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came d... more 9.    Category: Biologist jokes   A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of capti... more 10.    Category: Biologist jokes   An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick and bedridden. He had not been outdoors for a few weeks and had a sharp craving... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Funny Jokes Live - A myGamer Website.