The Funniest Jokes on the NET! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Biologist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 816   Joke: Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carrying beauty products in a little field bag - nail polish, hair care products, gels, creams and so on. One day they were driving the rugged four-wheel drive down a dirt road when a big rabbit ran in front of them and was hit by the truck. Ben pulls over and walks back to the dead rabbit. He felt terrible, but there was clearly nothing he could do for the dead creature. His blonde partner pipes in and yells, "Waite, I have just the thing!"She races back to the truck and begins to rifle through her beauty products. Ben watches as brushes and combs fly from the bag. Finally she races back with an aerosol can and sprays the dead rabbit with its contents. Immediately the rabbit springs to its feet, waves goodbye, hops a few feet, pauses and waves again. The rabbit repe ats this strange behavior...wave-hop-wave-hop, until it disappears over the hill.Ben is amazed and asks, "What in the world is in that can?"The blonde biologists says, " Duh...look at the label"You guessed it.... "Hair Spray .... Immediately revives dead hair and creates a permanent wave"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Biologist Jokes: 1.    Category: Biologist jokes   Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes... more 2.    Category: Biologist jokes   A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful... more 3.    Category: Biologist jokes   Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication.... more 4.    Category: Biologist jokes   A couple of biologists had twins.One they called John and the other control.... more 5.    Category: Biologist jokes   How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impa... more 6.    Category: Biologist jokes   A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recr... more 7.    Category: Biologist jokes   A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom,... more 8.    Category: Biologist jokes   A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. While walking on a distant part of the isla... more 9.    Category: Biologist jokes   Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?A: A Buy-ologist.... more 10.    Category: Biologist jokes   A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration tactics of Canada geese. They were particular... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Funny Jokes Live - A myGamer Website.