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| LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: Its Thursday, Sir.... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. T... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man walks up to the counter at the airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent."I want a round trip ticket," says the ma... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... Its not because of the films content, its because the pe... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what??Pilot: Yes, SIR!... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a runnin... more
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