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| From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the... more
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| How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would alwa... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform y... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilo... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man walks up to the counter at the airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent."I want a round trip ticket," says the ma... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking l... more
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