The Funniest Jokes on the NET! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 512   Joke: At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41."So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35.So, again, we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate. Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke again: "Thank you for participating in Deltas physical fitness program.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.This was his first time approaching a field d... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.Tower: Judging the way you are... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this air... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   "This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew Id like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from N... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisl... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valu... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenge... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?None, it is done by the automatic pilot.... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Funny Jokes Live - A myGamer Website.