The Funniest Jokes on the NET! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 974   Joke: A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog.""But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered."But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dogs leash goes slack."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercialairliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to showup so... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need thedelay to make the flight.If you are running late f... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make a... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying In the eve... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing g... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As hes falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesnt... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Funny Jokes Live - A myGamer Website.