| 1. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Another flight Attendants comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaro... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.Tower: Judging the way you are... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which La... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: Its Thursday, Sir.... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, p... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercialairliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to showup so... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an annou... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the vo... more
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