The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Aviation jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:444
 
Joke:While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!"Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side.The passengers were in a panic now, and even the stewardesses couldnt maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about. His words and his demeanor seemed made most of the passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly walked to the door of the aircraft. There, he grabbed several packages from under the seatsand began handing them to the flight attendants. Each crew member attatched the package to their backs."Say," spoke up an alert passenger, "arent tho se parachutes?"The pilot said they were.The passenger went on, "But I thought you said there was nothing to worry about?""There isnt," replied the pilot as a third engine exploded. "Were going to get help."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Aviation Jokes:

1.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisl... more

2.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Tower: Lufthansa 893, youre number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... Weve checked, theyre all wo... more

3.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
"Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..""OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"... more

4.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in... more

5.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the... more

6.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.This was his first time approaching a field d... more

7.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main A... more

8.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a runnin... more

9.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: Its Thursday, Sir.... more

10.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercialairliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to showup so... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners