The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Aviation jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:267
 
Joke:As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "Whats the problem, fellow?" asked his seat mate."Surely," said the Englishman, "youve heard the saying, The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rains!!"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Aviation Jokes:

1.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final a... more

2.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the... more

3.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the C... more

4.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make a... more

5.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "Whats th... more

6.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "o... more

7.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
"Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth... more

8.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.... more

9.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more

10.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners