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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "Whats the problem, fellow?" asked his seat mate."Surely," said the Englishman, "youve heard the saying, The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rains!!"
 
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