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| ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC... more
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| Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the f... more
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| After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilo... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which La... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an annou... more
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| McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing g... more
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| As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a runnin... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good... more
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