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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land...its a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."
 
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