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Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
 
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