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| "Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "Whats the matter with you?" asked his father. "Wh... more
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| A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and... more
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| A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and... more
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| A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-... more
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| A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lions mouth," the vet told him."How do I do that?" he asked."Car... more
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| A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages"An whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keep... more
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| An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established a municipal zoo that has... more
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| Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!... more
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| Come on, Fred, Ill take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!... more
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| Father and son standing outside the elephants cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long en... more
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| Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it... more
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| FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla?BERT: No, what happened?FRED: We... more
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| Freds class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got... more
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| 14. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?... more
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| I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?... more
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| Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordans r... more
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| My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, "If you want people to see you they can come here and do... more
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| One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwins Origin of Species. In... more
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| Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of he... more
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| Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dra... more
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| 21. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task.... more
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| 22. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood of the year by watching the... more
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| The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the f... more
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| There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the de... more
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| 25. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla ca... more
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| 26. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film... more
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| What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?Nothing, he... more
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| Whats the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the... more
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| 29. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?A zoo-t suit!... more
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| Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.... more
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