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| Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but theyll all be competing to be the one to cha... more
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| Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why dont you just get out of my face and stop asking... more
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| Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so...... more
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| Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?... more
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| Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians arent afraid of the dark.... more
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| 6. | Category: Zodiac jokes |
| Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)... more
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| Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and theyll use a non-disposable diaper too!... more
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| 8. | Category: Zodiac jokes |
| Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help the... more
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| 9. | Category: Zodiac jokes |
| Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the pr... more
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| 10. | Category: Zodiac jokes |
| Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I dont waste my time with these childish jokes.... more
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| 11. | Category: Zodiac jokes |
| Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns cant afford new lightbulbs --- unless the... more
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| 12. | Category: Zodiac jokes |
| Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? Its probably just going to burn... more
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| Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when theyre don... more
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| Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing a... more
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| Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of th... more
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| Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos dont change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will... more
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| Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.... more
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| Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.... more
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| Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts, make that t... more
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| Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I dont know really. I guess it depends on the bulb... more
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| Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isnt it more romantic in the dark?... more
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| Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The lights out?... more
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| Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?... more
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| 24. | Category: Zodiac jokes |
| Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters.... more
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| Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long eno... more
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| Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?... more
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| Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, weve got our whole... more
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| Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - theyd rather sit in the dark.... more
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| Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a c... more
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| Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the... more
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