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| 1st Witch: Whats your new boyfriend like ?2nd Witch: Hes mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some ba... more
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| Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches?Its called The Hex-Files.... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust?The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine ch... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg?She kept trying to poach her ideas.... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.... more
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| First witch: My, hasnt your little girl grown ?Second witch: Yes, shes certainly gruesome.... more
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| Have you heard about the goodweather witch? Shes forecasting sunny spells.... more
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| How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."... more
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| How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?By her suntan !... more
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| How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.... more
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| How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.... more
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| How do you get milk from a witchs cat? Steal her saucer.... more
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| How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !... more
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| How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?Voodoo like to dance with me ?... more
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| How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright !Owl be... more
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| Is it good to drink witchs brew?Yes, its very newt tricious!... more
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| Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.... more
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| Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.... more
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| Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?A: Sandwitch... more
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| What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck youll be able to get up for a spell.... more
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| What did the witch say to the ugly toad? Id put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!... more
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| What did the young witch say to her mother ?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !... more
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| What did the young witch say to her mother?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?... more
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| What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.... more
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| What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?To keep their hats pointed.... more
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| What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.... more
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| What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?Ivy.... more
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| What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.... more
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| What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.... more
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