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| A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?""Yes""What are you doing at the mo... more
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| 2. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise sa... more
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| 3. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks,"What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".... more
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| 4. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.He came across two men. One was sitting under... more
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| 5. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to h... more
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| 6. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that... more
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| 7. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was... more
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| 8. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with th... more
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| 9. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk a... more
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| 10. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who cant help laughing and eventua... more
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| 11. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the caves roof to... more
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| 12. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh... more
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| 13. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Are shellfish warm? No theyre clammy!... more
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| 14. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the ai... more
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| 15. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?He always liked to make a stink!... more
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| 16. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said... more
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| 17. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!... more
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| 18. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?He got cut off without a scent!... more
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| 19. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Did you hear about the whale who couldnt keep a secret?He was a blubber mouth!... more
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| 20. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Did you hear the joke about the skunk?Never mind, it stinks!... more
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| 21. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!... more
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| 22. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:"Mother said there would be knights like this."... more
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| 23. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?Second Caribou: Owlgebra.... more
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| 24. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.... more
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| 25. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a... more
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| 26. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?Second... more
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| 27. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?Second Ka... more
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| 28. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| How are skunks able to avoid danger?By using their instinks and common scents!... more
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| 29. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !... more
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| 30. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!... more
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