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| "I gotta A in spelling," Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isnt any A in spelling!"... more
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| "Mah sons real smart!" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. "Hes only six but he can already spell his name bac... more
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| "Please, maam! How do you spell ichael?" The teacher was rather bewildered. "Dont you mean Michael?" she asked. "No, maa... more
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| A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week. At... more
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| A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sente... more
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| 6. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for... more
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| 7. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Can you spell a composition with two letters?SA (essay).... more
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| 8. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?QT (cutey).... more
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| 9. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Can you spell eighty in two letters?A-T.... more
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| 10. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Can you spell jealousy with two letters?NV (envy).... more
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| 11. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Can you spell soft and slow with two letters?EZ.... more
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| 12. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Can you spell very happy with three letters?XTC (ecstasy).... more
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| 13. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Daughter: I will never learn to spell.Mother: Why?Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.... more
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| 14. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought "grammar" was his father... more
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| 15. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| First witch: Heres a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just dont know when to stop.... more
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| 16. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didnt... more
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| 17. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| How can you spell chilly with two letters?IC (icy) .... more
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| 18. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| How can you spell too much with two letters?XS (excess).... more
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| 19. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?U and I.... more
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| 20. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?NME (enemy).... more
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| 21. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t"Thats not how the dictionary spells it""You didnt ask me how the dictionar... more
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| 22. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. Thats wrong. Thats what you asked for, isnt it?... more
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| 23. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?... more
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| 24. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Little Johnny wasnt very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackbo... more
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| 25. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same plac... more
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| 26. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.... more
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| 27. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Spell "pound" in two letters.Lb.... more
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| 28. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Spell electricity with three letters.NRG (energy).... more
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| 29. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Spell extra wise in two letters.YY (2 ys)... more
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| Spell Indian tent with two letters.TP.... more
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