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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !... more

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?With an icy-stare!... more

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How do snowmen travel around ?By iceicle !... more

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?You wake up wet !... more

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How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.... more

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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their babys crib? A: A snowmobile!... more

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Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its... more

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?Have an ice day!... more

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What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ?Icerbergers with chilli sauce !... more

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What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.... more

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What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.... more

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What do snowmen eat for lunch ?Icebergers !... more

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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?Ice caps !... more

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?Frost bite !... more

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.... more

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What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.... more

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmmans head?It knocked him cold.... more

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What is a snowmans favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !... more

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What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.... more

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?I.C. !... more

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What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?Frostbite !... more

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Where do snowmen go to dance ?Snowballs !... more

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Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.... more

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Where do snowmen keep their money ?In a snowbank !... more

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Where do snowmen put their webpages?On the winternet.... more

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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!... more

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Who doesnt like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.... more

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Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia?Because he wanted frozen pop !... more

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.... more

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Why was the snowmans dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.... more





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