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"Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. "Yeah, shes home," the b... more

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"No, no, no!" said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman. "I cannot see you today!" "Thats fine," said the... more

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A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a womans home in a rural area."This machine is the b... more

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A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway... more

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A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Please dont do that !!!"Th... more

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A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely und... more

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A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared."I will grant you... more

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A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to loo... more

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A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died. The motel manager called the sale... more

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A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out... more

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A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands. He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters... more

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A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress store. Trying on a dress and liking it, she asked the salesman the price. Wh... more

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An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discove... more

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An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a farmer. "Look at it this way sir." he sai... more

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Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says "all cotton."Salesman: Oh, thats just to keep the moth... more

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Had a door-to-door salesman call one time selling of all things -- burial plots. I told him that we already had our plot... more

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?His lips are moving.... more

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How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?"Hi. Nice to meet you. Im better than you."... more

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Insurance agent to would-be client: "Dont let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in... more

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Ned: What does your Dad sell ?Ed: Salt.Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.Ed: Shake.... more

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One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the door and found a salesma... more

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Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: Im a salesman and I keep sell... more

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Policeman: Why didnt you check your speedometer?Driver: It broke when I hit 100.... more

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Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget i... more

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Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage.Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.... more

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Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery.Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland."Salesman: Havent you ever heard o... more

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Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator?Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.... more

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The couple was standing staring at one of the more expensive models in the auto showroom. A salesman sensing their debat... more

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The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of intensive... more

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The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied "Its... more

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