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For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even pr... more

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For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at... more

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Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.The nurse arrived an... more

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Girl: Mom, mom a monsters just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, Ive just washed the floor.... more

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Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask.Son: When a doctor do... more

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Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, wh... more

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Mrs. Ellis came home from work one evening to find her three-year-old son lighting up a cigar. She raced into the kitche... more

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Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip and asked her husband, "How did Greg do on his history exam?" "Oh, not s... more

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Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven oclock." She said, "But Father, Im no longer a child!" He said,... more

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NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately... more

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Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureens father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out,... more

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On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational ps... more

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Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is m... more

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Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?A: I dont know son, Im still paying for it.... more

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Son: What is an autobiography? Father: Er, the story of an automobile.... more

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Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If youd put things away, youd know where to find them.... more

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Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, whats a millennium?" "Well," h... more

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Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaws classroom. "Mr. Talbot," said the teacher, "I asked James Who sh... more

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Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his fathers annoyance.Teddy, he called, how many more times have I got to... more

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The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the mother lectured him... more

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The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramed... more

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There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a com... more

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There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didnt stop su... more

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years t... more

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What didnt Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?Parents.... more

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What do you call a small parent?A minimum !... more

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What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy.... more

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Whats another name for an parent?Someone whos stopped growing except around the waist.... more

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When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her sons outburst, his mother said, "Dont... more

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When is a parent like a child?When hes a miner.... more





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