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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?Mom ! I see an angel.... more

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Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries... more

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How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !... more

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How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !... more

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Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but theres a moose on the loose !... more

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One lab mouse to another:Ive trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I dont know how, but every time I... more

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What are crisp, like milk and go eek, eek, eek when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !... more

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !... more

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !... more

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What do mice do when theyre at home ? Mousework !... more

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What do rodents say when they play bingo ? Eyes down for a full mouse !... more

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !... more

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !... more

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !... more

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What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !... more

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What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !... more

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What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and cant see ? Three blind mice !... more

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What is a mouses favorite record ? Please cheese me !... more

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What is a mouses favourite game ? Hide and squeak !... more

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What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !... more

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What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !... more

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !... more

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What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !... more

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What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !... more

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Whats a mouses favourite record ? Please cheese me !... more

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Whats a mouses least favorite record ? Whats up Pussycat !... more

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Whats gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !... more

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Whats gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !... more

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Whats the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !... more

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Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !... more

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