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| A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men... more
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| A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking h... more
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| A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did yo... more
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| A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him ra... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?Dating children.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.... more
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| 11. | Category: Men jokes |
| How can you tell if a man is cheating on you?He has a bath more than once a month.... more
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| 12. | Category: Men jokes |
| How do you confuse a man?You dont - theyre born that way.... more
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| 13. | Category: Men jokes |
| How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him.... more
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| 14. | Category: Men jokes |
| How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.... more
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| 15. | Category: Men jokes |
| How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns dont talk.... more
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| 16. | Category: Men jokes |
| How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.... more
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| How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?No one knows, its never happened.... more
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| How many men does it take to make popcorn?Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.... more
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| How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more
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| 20. | Category: Men jokes |
| If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he still wrong?... more
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| 21. | Category: Men jokes |
| Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says,... more
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| 22. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.... more
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| 23. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest.... more
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| 24. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more
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| 25. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like chocolate bars.Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.... more
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| 26. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like coffee.The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.... more
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| 27. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like computers.Hard to figure out and never enough memory.... more
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| 28. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.... more
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| 29. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but thats about it.... more
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| Men are like curling irons. Theyre always hot, and theyre always in your hair.... more
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