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| 1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying Im overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood b... more
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| An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him. "Ill see, sir," said the clerk. "What is y... more
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| An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamp... more
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| Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Gran... more
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| Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. "Im not... more
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| Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a... more
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| Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. "Whats the matter?" asked... more
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| Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didnt know who it... more
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| Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - its the same as an English "s"... more
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| His girlfriend returned all his letters.I bet she marked them "second class male !"... more
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| How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.... more
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| How does a ghost start a letter? Tomb it may concern.... more
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| How many letters are there in the alphabet?Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.... more
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| I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really - who was it from?!... more
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| Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken.His father wrote back saying, In my day I th... more
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| Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I dont know who its from.... more
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| Q: Why did the witchs mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.... more
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| Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am." Fred... more
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| What 8-letter word has one letter in it?Envelope.... more
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| What did the envelope say to the stamp?"Stick with me and well go places."... more
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope?"Ive become attached to you."... more
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| What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious . . .... more
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| What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.... more
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| What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?Pen Gwyn !... more
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| What does an envelope say when you lick it?Nothing. It just shuts up.... more
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| What girls name is like a letter?Kay (K).... more
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| What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.... more
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| What letter is like a vegetable?The letter P.... more
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| What letter should you avoid?The letter A because it makes men mean.... more
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| What letter stands for the ocean?The letter C.... more
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