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| A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, Who... more
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| A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the... more
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| Do Apes kiss?Yes, but never on the first date!... more
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| Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?Apesy daisy!... more
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| How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper?The elevator was broken!... more
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| How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?He had seen a sign saying, Uncle Simian Wants You!... more
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| How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy Calendar?She was Miss Ape-ril!... more
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| How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?She was the beast of the show!... more
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| How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?He barked g-r-r-r-illa!... more
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| How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!... more
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| How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?Theyll both bite at anything!... more
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| How do you make a Gorilla float?Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!... more
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| How do you make a Gorilla laugh?Tell it an elephant joke!... more
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| How do you make a Gorilla stew?You keep it waiting for three hours!... more
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| How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!... more
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| How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?Hold up your arm and say Go back, you didnt say May I?... more
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| How does a Gorilla become another animal?When a Mafia don hires a big Gorilla to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes t... more
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| If George Rafts wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?... more
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| If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?A very large bedroom.... more
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| If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?Wet!... more
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| Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!... more
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| Q. Why does Rilla get mad when hes in a race? A. Because all his friends shout, "GO-RILLA!"... more
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| Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?A: Rhesus Pieces.... more
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| Q: Whats black and dangerous and lives in a tree?A: A gorilla with a machine gun.... more
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| Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?A: They were raised in a zoo!... more
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| Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?A: Because it was dead.... more
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| Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?A: They have big fingers.... more
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| What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?As little as possible, dummy!... more
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| What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?Paul, stop monkeying... more
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| What did the Gorilla call his first wife?His prime-mate!... more
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