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A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog... more

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A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK BU... more

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How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !... more

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How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !... more

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?They sit eggsaminations !... more

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Id like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.... more

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Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the p... more

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Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didnt.... more

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Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs?A: Unhoppy!!... more

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Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."... more

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Q: Why are frogs so happy?A: They eat whatever bugs them!... more

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What did one frog say.to the other? Times sure fun when youre having flies!... more

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What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !... more

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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !... more

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What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !... more

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What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !... more

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What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !... more

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What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !... more

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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !... more

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What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !... more

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What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.... more

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What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !... more

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !... more

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !... more

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !... more

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.... more

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !... more

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What do you say if you meet a toad ? Warts new !... more

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What do you say if you meet a toad? Warts new?... more

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What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?Hop in !... more





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