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A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didnt I see you on a TV com... more

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A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and thedalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web... more

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A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must b... more

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A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said "Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here!" The dog said "Oh please dont be... more

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A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man... more

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A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one bu... more

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A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused said "Why do you w... more

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A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well,"... more

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A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinar... more

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A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guard... more

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Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children.... more

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Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: Its the leash I can... more

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Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didnt! They found me!... more

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Alsation: Ill see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but dont call me "Shortly!"... more

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Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!... more

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Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!... more

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Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!... more

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Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!... more

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Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs... more

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Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could draw. His dogs... more

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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!... more

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How can if you have a stupid dog ?It chases parked cars !... more

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How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!... more

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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?The tomato is red.... more

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?The elephant remembers.... more

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-n-go-seekle!... more

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?Delighted.... more

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?He used a skeleton key.... more

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?He stole her blanket.... more

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?He stole her blanket.... more

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