| 1. | Category: Dentist jokes  |
| "Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patients home."Not a cent,... more
|
| 2. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth.""Hundred dollars! Why, I... more
|
| 3. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "Im sorry sir." she replied. "He... more
|
| 4. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist."Im sorry sir." she replied. "Hes... more
|
| 5. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| "Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "Youve g... more
|
| 6. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few... more
|
| 7. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| A husband and wife entered the dentists office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I dont want gas or Novocain be... more
|
| 8. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.The dentist examines him and says, "that new upp... more
|
| 9. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| A patient asked the dentist, if it wasnt nasty to be all the day with the hands in someones mouth.The dentist answered "... more
|
| 10. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: W... more
|
| 11. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."... more
|
| 12. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?... more
|
| 13. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| At what time do most people go to the dentist?At tooth-hurty (2:30).... more
|
| 14. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and g... more
|
| 15. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining... more
|
| 16. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient:... more
|
| 17. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"... more
|
| 18. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist: "You dont need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."... more
|
| 19. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist: Dont worry. Im painless.Patient: Im not.... more
|
| 20. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but dont worry it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it co... more
|
| 21. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.Patient: Okay doc, but dont forg... more
|
| 22. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.Assistant: Why dont you marry her?Dentist: I cant afford to. Shes my bes... more
|
| 23. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?...A month later he was picking his teeth... more
|
| 24. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Father: Dont you feel better now that youve gone to the dentist?Son: Sure do. He wasnt in.... more
|
| 25. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Freds mother was on the telephone to the boys dentist. "I dont understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment... more
|
| 26. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of... more
|
| 27. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light... more
|
| 28. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?Thats right, Sir.So... more
|
| 29. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Im suffering from bad breath You should do something about it!I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.... more
|
| 30. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Monster: Doctor, doctor, Im a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. Im a den... more
|
