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"Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his da... more

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"What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I sa... more

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A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more

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A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in... more

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A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good... more

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A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes... more

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A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the pri... more

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A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked wi... more

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A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car?A police officer!... more

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A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifte... more

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A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Dont you mean... more

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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morni... more

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An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day w... more

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Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more

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Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more

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Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more

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Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more

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Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more

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Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more

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Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more

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Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.... more

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How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more

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I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!... more

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If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more

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It was Rockys first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were intheir cells and he was trying to become a bit m... more

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Its a pity youve gone on hunger strike, said the convicts girlfriend on visiting day. Why ? Ive put a file in your cake.... more

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Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more

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Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.... more

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Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more

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Knock KnockWhos there !Burglar !Burglar who ?Burglars dont knock !... more

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