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A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to th... more

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A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters."E... more

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Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men... more

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Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. "When I got ther... more

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If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horses name is Frida... more

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Q: Why cant the bankrupt cowboy complain?A: He has got no beef.... more

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Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldnt keep his calves together!... more

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Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range. "Whatd Emmaline give yew for yore birt... more

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Teacher: When do astronauts eat?Pupil: At launch time!... more

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The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this... more

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The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this... more

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The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard question... more

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The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Sh... more

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The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. "All right!" he raged, "a... more

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Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger a... more

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Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "Hes going to start brag... more

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Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let... more

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What advice to cows give?Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!... more

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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.... more

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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?The deputy head !... more

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What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.... more

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What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?Bronchitis (bronc-itis).... more

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Where do cowboys cook their meals?On the range.... more

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Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.... more

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Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.... more

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Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.... more

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Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?Because he rode the range.... more

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?Because the horse was too heavy to carry.... more

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Why did the cowboys car stop?It had Injun (engine) trouble.... more

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Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?He was always horsing around.... more





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