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A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, I hate my sisters guts.All right, said his mother,... more

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A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. Well, said the Scout. Mum had only one dose... more

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Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. Sis, he said, I wish youd sing Christmas carols.Thats nice of y... more

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Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pas.... more

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Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but... more

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Dad: Dont be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he ge... more

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Dan: My little brother is a real pain.Nan: Things could be worse.Dan: How?Nan: He could be twins !... more

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Did the bionic monster have a brother ?No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!... more

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Do robots have sisters ?No, just transistors !... more

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Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her.Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.... more

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Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks shes an elevator.Tell her to come in.I cant. She doesnt stop at this floor.... more

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First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?Second Boy: Because hes got a screw loose !... more

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How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ?See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mou... more

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Knock KnockWhos there !Brother !Brother who ?Brother-ation, Ive forgotten your name !... more

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Little Brother: Im going to buy a sea horse.Big Brother: Why?Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!... more

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Michael: Its hard for my sister to eat.Maureen: Why ?Michael: She cant bear to stop talking.... more

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Mother: Jared, get your little sisters hat out of that puddle.Jared: I cant mum, shes got it strapped too tight under he... more

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Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?Boy: Because he read the label, and it sai... more

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Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and wheres your little brother ?Young Monster: Hee, hee ! Hes my half-br... more

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My brothers just opened a shop.Really? Hows he doing?Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.... more

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My brothers one of the biggest stickup men in town.Gosh is he really?Yes, hes a six-foot-six billposter.... more

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My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.... more

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My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !... more

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My sister went on a crash diet.Is that why she looks a wreck ?... more

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Peter: My brother wants to work badly!Anita: As I remember, he usually does !... more

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Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?... more

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So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?Yes- their dog is our dogs brother.... more

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Teacher: Whats this a picture of ?Class: Dont know, Miss.Teacher: Its a kangaroo.Class: Whats a kangaroo, miss ?Teacher:... more

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Whats your fathers occupation? asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.Hes a conjurer, Maam... more

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit... more

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