1. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the d... more
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2. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the d... more
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3. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more
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4. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his p... more
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5. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and... more
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6. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see yo... more
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7. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the interse... more
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8. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the interse... more
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9. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his schools soccer team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break, an... more
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10. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big stron... more
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11. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!... more
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12. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he... more
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13. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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14. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more
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15. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| One day two blind men started fighting.Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them.Then one of the members of the crowd yelled o... more
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16. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers?A. Reading the waffle iron... more
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17. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?A. Trying to read a stucco wall.... more
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18. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| Q: How did a blind man drive his car?A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.... more
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19. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face?A: Learning to eat with a fork.... more
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20. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| Q: How did a blind man meet his wife?A: On a blind date!... more
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21. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear?A: Answering the stapler.... more
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22. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| Q: What did a blind boys parents do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture... more
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23. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a blind German?A: A Not See (Nazi)... more
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24. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| Q: Why dont blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.... more
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25. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| Q: Why was a blind mans leg wet?A: Her dog was blind too.... more
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26. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have bee... more
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27. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, t... more
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28. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But the group before them w... more
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29. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see something ?""No"."Then lets go in front !"... more
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30. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One cant see to go, the other cant go to sea.... more
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