The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us




Bird Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Bird jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

1.   Category: Bird jokes  4 stars
"Look at that speed!" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads."Hmph!" snorted the oth... more

2.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on ti... more

3.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot "Now look here, I know y... more

4.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas???Youre lucky, with us its any Sunday."... more

5.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every... more

6.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons?"He wanted to be a hentertainer."... more

7.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?It speaks in Polly-syllables!... more

8.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !... more

9.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !... more

10.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
How do you identify a bald eagle?All his feathers are combed over to one side.... more

11.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.... more

12.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !... more

13.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With its sparrowchute !... more

14.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !... more

15.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks be... more

16.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
Is chicken soup good for your health ?Not if youre the chicken !... more

17.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more

18.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. Whats that? Ouch!... more

19.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
Q: What is a crowbar?A: A place were crows go to get a drink!... more

20.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign languages.... more

21.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?A: To get to the chick across the street!... more

22.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?A: To prove he wasnt chicken.... more

23.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
Q: Why do hens lay eggs?A: If they dropped them, theyd break... more

24.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Whats a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, maam.... more

25.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Whats the definition of a Polygamist?Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!... more

26.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.... more

27.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
Two owls were playing pool. One said, "Two hits." The other replied, "Two hits to who?"... more

28.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
What are a parrots favourite literary characters?Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!... more

29.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !... more

30.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
What birds are found in Portugal ?Portu-geese !... more

home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners