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| "Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym teacher.... more
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| A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then... more
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| A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. "Where did y... more
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| 4. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting peoples arms off? It was a vicious cycle.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?... more
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| 6. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: I didnt think wed m... more
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| 7. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. Look, Mum! No h... more
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| My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| Our bank manager cant ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick t... more
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| 11. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because theyre two-tired.... more
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| 12. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.... more
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| 13. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclis... more
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| 14. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. "Dont you know how to... more
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| 15. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| What did the bicycle call its dad?Pop-cycle... more
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| 16. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didnt want to walk in his sleep.... more
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| 17. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?Petal !... more
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| 18. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?Bicycle petals !... more
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| 19. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?Bike carbonate of soda !... more
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| 20. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.... more
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| 21. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| Whats the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.... more
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| 22. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| When is a bicycle not a bicycle?When it turns into a driveway.... more
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| 23. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?Sir Francis Brake !... more
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| 24. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing.... more
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| While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had... more
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| 26. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| Why cant a bicycle stand up by itself?Because it is two-tired (too tired).... more
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| Why cant an elephant ride a bicycle?Because he doesnt have a thumb to ring the bell.... more
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| 28. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| Why couldnt the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred.... more
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