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| "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more
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| A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell h... more
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| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." Th... more
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| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more
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| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more
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| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.... more
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| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its ima... more
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| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have don... more
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| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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| 14. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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| Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!... more
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| Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more
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| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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| 20. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more
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| 21. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said... more
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| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
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| 23. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma... more
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| 24. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more
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| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When... more
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| Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a cran... more
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| 27. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| 28. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more
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| 29. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more
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| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more
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