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| A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. Can you give me a room and bath? he asked the clerk.I can give y... more
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| Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.... more
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| Are you going to take a bath? No, Im leaving it where it is.... more
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| Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath. Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this on... more
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| Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot repl... more
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| Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time Id drunk the bath t... more
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| Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?... more
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| Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doct... more
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| Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.... more
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| Dr Frankenstein: Ive just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring aro... more
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| Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yourself.... more
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| How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.... more
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| How do you know that theres a monster in your bath? You cant get the shower curtain closed.... more
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| May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?Jay: I think hes one of the drawbacks !... more
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| Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken i... more
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| Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, Oh, God, are you still in... more
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| My mother says I look just like an animal when Im in the bath - a little bear.... more
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| Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath !... more
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| Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.... more
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| Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.... more
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| Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?Stan: In the bathroomFred: But what will you do when you... more
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| The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while yo... more
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| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !... more
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| What criminal doesnt take baths?A dirty crook.... more
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| What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?The scum of the earth !... more
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| What dog loves to take bubble baths ?A shampoodle !... more
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| What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !... more
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| What kind of bath can you take without water?A sun bath.... more
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| Whats the difference between a peeping Tom and someone whos just got out of the bath?One is rude and nosey. The other is... more
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