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| "Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!" "Bartender! G... more
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| "I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and Ill never marry again. My first 2... more
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| "Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a Breathalyzer?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, Id have to say that... more
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| "Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a Breathalyzer?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Well, Id have to say that... more
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| A brain walks into a bar and says, "Ill have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I cant serv... more
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| A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upsid... more
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| A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, poll... more
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| A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, a... more
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| A cowboy walks in to a bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank his beer he was about to leave then he noticed t... more
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| A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He gestures toward a cat... more
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| A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, Im Jesus Christ. The first priest... more
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| A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the ca... more
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| A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at... more
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| A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," as... more
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| A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked... more
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| A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street. It was the wee small hours of the morning and the l... more
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| A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtles one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are ban... more
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| A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I dont like this song, but even... more
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| A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the... more
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| A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didnt h... more
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| A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As hes drinking his beer, wh... more
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| A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets em down on the bar. And then the bartender said "Now do... more
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| A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he... more
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| A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the ba... more
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| A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weake... more
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| A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we dont serve food here".... more
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| A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "Im going to the pub. Get your coat on." The wife, overjoyed that he ha... more
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| A man drinking at the bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink. The bartender walks over and tells... more
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| A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two sho... more
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| A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The... more
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