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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
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| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more
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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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| The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more
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| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more
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| Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more
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| 18. | Category: Apple jokes |
| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| 20. | Category: Apple jokes |
| What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more
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| 21. | Category: Apple jokes |
| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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| 22. | Category: Apple jokes |
| What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more
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| 23. | Category: Apple jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| 25. | Category: Apple jokes |
| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more
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| What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !... more
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| What reads and lives in an apple ?A bookworm !... more
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