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| Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?... more
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| Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do solutions go when a candidate gets elected?... more
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| Do fish get thirsty?... more
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| Do steam rollers really roll steam?... more
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| Do vampires get AIDS?... more
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| Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?... more
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| Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?... more
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| Does killing time damage eternity?... more
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| Dont you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And arent you just dying to know what you got?... more
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| Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?... more
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| How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all ni... more
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| How come wrong numbers are never busy?... more
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| How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?... more
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| How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?... more
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| How long will a floating point operation float?... more
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| How many weeks are there in a light year?... more
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| How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?... more
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| If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?... more
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| If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?... more
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| If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?... more
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| If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?... more
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| If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pi... more
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| If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?... more
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| If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?... more
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| If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?... more
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| If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?... more
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| If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?... more
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| If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?... more
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| If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?... more
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| If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?... more
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